《妖言惑眾 ─ 105(數學觀點)!?~~~》


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老妖雜唸:
這是熱心的朋友們分享給老妖的郵件,
老妖也樂於將這些資訊中的感恩、喜悅與歡樂分享給妳~~~
輕鬆一下,歡樂一下,請以感恩的心多善待妳自己吧!
好東西一定要和好朋友分享的,也要不吝惜的分享出去給妳的朋友們喔!
喜願妳身體健康,平安快樂,順心如意!~~~

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購物數學
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
一個男人會出20元,買一個他所需要,但只值10元的東西。
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need.
一個女人會出10元,買一個她不需要,但值20元的東西。
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General Equations & Statistics
公式和統計數學
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
一個女人結婚後,就不再為未來擔憂。
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
一個男人直到結婚後,才會擔心未來。
A successful man is one who Makes more money than his wife can spend.
一個男人所賺的錢,足夠支付她老婆的開銷,就是個成功的男人。
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
可以找到一個成功的男人,就是個成功的女人。
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Happiness
幸福數學
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
要和一個男人 幸福 的生活,你必須非常了解他,而不必太愛他。
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.
要和一個女人 幸福 的生活,你必須非常愛她,而不必嘗試去理解她。
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Longevity
壽命數學
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a
lot more willing to die.
已婚的男人一般比未婚的長命,但大部分的已婚男人卻寧願去死。
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Propensity Change
 個性數學
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
女人希望男人婚後會有所改變,可是他並不會。
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
男人希望女人婚後不會改變,可是她一定會。
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Discussion Technique
辯論技巧
A woman has the last word in any argument.
在爭吵時,女人總是爭到最後一字一句。
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
 在那之後,男人所說的任何句話,又會引起新的爭端。
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Romance mathematics
戀愛數學
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
聰明的男人 + 聰明的女人 = 戀愛
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair
聰明的男人 + 愚蠢的女人 = 姦情
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage
愚蠢的男人 + 聰明的女人 = 婚姻
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
愚蠢的男人 + 愚蠢的女人 = 懷孕
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Office Arithmetic
辦公室數學
Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profit
聰明的老闆 + 聰明的夥計 = 利潤
Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production
聰明的老闆 + 愚蠢的夥計產量
Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion
愚蠢的老闆 + 聰明的夥計 = 升遷
Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime
愚蠢的老闆 + 愚蠢的夥計 = 超時工作 

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